Sunny Leone Funny Jokes In Hindi

Sunny Leone: ek chutki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh babu…
Director: cut cut cut…..madam ji… “sindoor ki” bhi bolna tha!
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Teacher : दुनिया मे सबसे धैर्यशील व्यक्ति कॊन हे ?
Pappu. : सनी लियोनी का cameraman
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Sunny leone dukan pe panty bra khridte huye,
Dukandar se mol bhav kar rhi thi.

Dukandar – Maidam ji bra me maine aapka hi dil rakha hain,
Lekin panty me aapko meri juban rakhni hogi.
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Sunny Leone mall me gyi aur kuch kapdre select kiye.
Sunny leone- yaha changing room kaha bana hai.

Dukaandar-kya madam aap bhi humse sharma rahi hai.
Pura 16 gb ka memory card bhara hai app ke collection se.
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Sunny leone ek film ki shutting kar rhi thi.
Director – Suhagrat ka seen karna hain.

Dudh ka gilas lekar jana hain,
Aur apne hath se hero ko pilana hain.

Sunny leone gusse se – Agar dudh hath se hi pilana tha,
To kisi dusri heroine ko le lete.
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अब तो गाँव की औरतें भी यूँ झगड़ने लगी हैं
तेरी बेटी सनी लियोनी

तो तेरी बहू मिया ख़लीफ़ा
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Sunny Leone to Auto driver : Airport chaloge Kya ?
Auto Driver : Ha Ha chalunga ……

Sunny leone : Kya loge tum ?
Auto Driver : Gareeb Aadmi hu behenji , Paise hi lunga….
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Sunny leon Swimming pool me nahane ke liye utari
Manager : Mam , ye aap ne kya pahna hai ?

Sunny leon : Kyu ? …Bikini to hai !!
Manager : Mam yaha bikini allow nahi hai !

Sunny leon : Thik hai mai isse bhi utha deti hu …
Manager behosh !!!!
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Sunny leone apne Husband ke Sath PK movie dekhne Gai.
Sunny leone : Kitna fekte hai ye sale movie banane wale….

Karte time gadi itni thode hilti hai……
Sunny leone husband : Baby tumko kaise pata ?

Sunny leone : experience baby experience….
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Gf : Ye Sunny Leone Kaun Hai ?
Bf : Ye Sunny Deol Ka Mahila Awtar haii..

Iska Bhi Adhai Kilo Ka Hai..
Isko Dekhne ke bad

Admi Uthata nahhii hai..
Adami Ka Uth jata hai