May 18, 2022

Funny Dark Humor Memes and Jokes

Funny Dark Humor Memes and Jokes
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Dark Humor Jokes No Limits

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
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The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
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When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
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You’re not completely useless.
You can always serve as a bad example.
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Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
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Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.

Dark Humor Funny Jokes Memes

My elderly relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
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I was sad to hear the Head of Latin at my old Catholic school died yesterday.
A mass will be said for him later today. And amo. And amat.
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What is the only phone you can give to an orphan without being insensitive?
iPhone 11 – It doesn’t have a home button.
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I really don’t understand the world anymore.
Peter (89), lost his hearing aid.
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The lady at the job center: “I can offer you 3 positions.”
Me: “That’s very nice of you but what about a job?”
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Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far!
Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Go get our daughter!
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My aunt’s star sign was cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
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What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired.
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Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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They say in every friend group there is one willing to commit murder.
I killed the guy I suspected before he could do any harm.
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Black Dark Humor Memes

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either terrible news or great news.
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Mother, what are the bones doing in the piranha aquarium?
Mother? Mooootttthhhheeeer!!!
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My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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Why do vampires seem sick?
They’re always coffin.
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I have a joke about trickle-down economics.
But 99 per cent of you will never get it.
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My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about.
I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
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I asked my mirror yesterday if there is anybody prettier than me.
The bastard is still reciting names.
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Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

 

Best Dark Humor Jokes About Orphans

“Whose ugly child is that?!”
“Excuse me?! That’s my daughter!”
“Oh, I’m so sorry. I didn’t know you were the father.”
“You what?! I am her mother!!”
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“My dad drives like the lightning!”
“Wow, he’s that good, yeah?”
“Well I don’t know. He drives really fast
and from time to time he hits a tree.”
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Two highlanders are talking, “Say, what would you
do if a bear suddenly started attacking your wife?”

“Why would I have to do anything?
He started it, let him defend himself!”
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Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it’s the only thing that comes back.
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Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents;
God I love working at orphanages.
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Hi, Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage
you make them we take them how may I help you?
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What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t jelly a clown into the tiny automobile.